Hey, officer! We've lost the way!
I heard the gas station's near and it's a good news today.
You know the trip is shorter year by year 
So I don't know why we're standing here.

Hey, officer! why you're chasin' me?
I'm [bad word] unloaded, I'm alcohol-free.
Maybe I'm the strangest person that you ever had to find,
But I'm not a criminal mastermind.

Oh, darling! Say from the heart.
There'll be no story until you're it's part.
So won't you buy a ticket, won't you take a ride
With a criminal mastermind.

Hey, officer! Done means done.
The Big Trip is over and your eyes are smokin' gun.
So take my sunglasses, keep your eyes open wide.
With a criminal mastermind.