I wish I was in High School, where all the girls are hot
I wish they were at my school, but they were really not
They didn't dress in leather, they didn't dye their hair
They didn't sleep together, they were really square

It's sad but [bad word] the girls were not that cool
Not that cool when I was in High School 

When I was in High School, I didn't stand a chance
With the girls at my school, they were afraid to dance
They didn't cuss like sailors, they didn't drink like fish
They didn't wear Chuck Taylor's, that didn't slash their wrists

It's sad but [bad word] the girls were not that cool
Not that cool when I was in High School

When I was in High School, the girls were really lame
They didn't want my number, they didn't know my name
They didn't like good movies, they didn't like Punk Rock
They didn't have big boobies, they wouldn't suck my [bad word] 
It's sad but [bad word] the girls were not that cool
Not that cool when I was in High School