Roughin' it in the great outdoors
Guidebooks tell us where to go
Winnebago Warrior 

Slow down traffic climbing hills
30 gallons to the mile
Honey, quick, the polaroid 
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Winnebago Warrior
Brave as old John Wayne
Winnebago Warrior
[bad word] yankee pioneer 

Stop at Stuckey's for a meal
Blab all day on the CB
Winnebago Warrior 

Littered campgrounds, folding chairs
Feed Doritos to the bears
Honey, quick, the polaroid 
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Kill some fish down by the creek
Hang their picture by the sink
Show your grandson who's the boss 

Tie your two toat-goats to the front
U-Haul trailer full of souvenirs
That you buy along the way 
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