Pick up my sword it's time to do business
Strap on my cloak I'm 'bout to roll with this
When you're this swag this world just bows at your knees

Call me the chef cause I'll make your blood boil
(Hora Hora) Gimme some of dat coil
Snake oil 'cause you know I aim to please

Tickle my fancy, tickle my prostate
Don't get me off cause I'll just get irate
Put in my place but I'll break out once again

All these encounters may just leave me scarred
And when I'm rock hard, I [bad word] rock hard
Like Alice, we're down the rabbit hole my friend

I don't give a [bad word]  not an iota [bad word]  I'm the Straightest Shota

I'm on a quest of which I know that I can never fail
I will prevail
Even though there may be many foes stalking my trail
I'm in love
Weak at the knees and yeah I'm growing pale
Only one thing left to do
Touch Fluffy Tail

Lately I know I'm going so crazy
Never thought goodness would be so hazy
Once you wrap me up yeah you know I'm caught

But sorry, baby, I just can't get with this
Gotta get out and get back to business
Tofu or Tail? Oh, it's food for thought

I don't give a [bad word]  not an iota [bad word]  I'm the Straightest Shota

I'm on a quest of which I know that I can never fail
I will prevail
Even though there may be many foes stalking my trail
I'm in love
Weak at the knees and yeah I'm growing pale
Only one thing left to do
Touch Fluffy Tail

We'll see the light of day again my dear
Let's go on an adventure
The heavens frown upon us on this day
But I've still got my quota [bad word]  I'm the straightest shota

I'm on a quest of which I know that I can never fail
I will prevail
Even though there may be many foes stalking my trail
I'm in love
Weak at the knees and yeah I'm growing pale
Only one thing left to do
Touch Fluffy Tail
(Oooooo)
I'm in love
Weak at the knees and yeah I'm growing pale
Only one thing left to do
Touch Fluffy Tail