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She wore an apron that was covered in gravy stains, She had a little green book, and she had varicose veins. I was tired, I was hungry, I was ready to snap. She dropped the steaming gumbo right in my lap. I was alone, otherwise I would have trashed the place. But I was soothed by the Muzak and her beautiful face. The meat was chewy and the chicken was bland. I'm not a pigeon, but she had me eating out of her hand. [bad word] And I feel, and I feel, and I feel like a milkshake. I never ordered a slice of life a la mode. What i need is an earthquake; I could hide in a crack in the road. But I feel like a milkshake. (Feel like a milkshake) She started sponging my pants; it really tickled. She grabbed my plate and sank her teeth into my pickle. She sat down on my lap and started picking my teeth. She was as naked as a baby underneath. We were lost in a dream on a bed of fluffy rice, When I was grabbed by the chef; he had a grip like a vise. He had gold medallions and a hairy chest. I gave him back his wife but he was still depressed. [bad word] I tipped heavy so they wouldn't think the yankees were mean. I saw a ground beef patty hit the coffee machine. I could tell this gorilla was the moody kind. I could have used a doggie bag, but I changed my mind. One of these hungry days when my [bad word] dry, I'm gonna meet that Great Soda Jerk in the sky. He'll set the blender for that final frappe, Wipe the fudge from his beard, and then he'll probably say: [bad word] Do you feel, do you feel, do you feel like a milkshake At the end of your slice of life a la mode? We could split a devol's food cake, But the man with the van never showed. So we'll both have a milkshake. (Both have a milkshake)