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(Creaking door)

Finn: Thank you [bad word] with me to my late uncle's old house. He died recently.

(Creaking door)

Li: What a huge house!

Finn: Yes. My uncle, Frank Stein, left [bad word] for me to collect a suitcase which contains a donation to a school.

Li: kind man who lived in a huge dark house. Oh, what was that?!

Finn: An owl - spooky!

(Spooky sound)

Li: These wooden masks on the walls look very scary, Finn. Look - big eyes, twisted mouths…

Finn: Yes, they are from an old tribe I think.

(Spooky sound)

Li: Finn, why did your uncle have all this stuff?

Finn: Our family never had much contact with him. He was a bit of a loner with a mysterious past.

Li: Mysterious past?

Finn: Yes. He had a mysterious life. He was an adventurer and a gambler. His first wife was killed in an accident. The second one disappeared suddenly. He had a few skeletons in the closet!

Li: He has got skeletons in the closet! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!

Finn: Calm down, Li. In English, when we say that someone has a skeleton in the closet, we mean that they have a hidden secret which is embarrassing. Let's hear some examples.

    Mr Burns had to resign his position as CEO, after it came to light that his brother was in jail for [bad word]  Shareholders got scared he might have more skeletons in the closet. 

    I have always led a modest and honest life. There are no skeletons in my closet.

Li: That's a relief. So this is just an expression. There are no skeletons in these closets, are there?

Finn: Oh, no. No skeletons in these closets but...

Li: But what?

Finn: But here's the suitcase my uncle wanted to donate to a school after his death. And it has... (he opens the suitcase).

Li: skeleton!! This place must be haunted! Ohhhhh I'm out of here!! Ahhhhhhh!

Finn: Don't worry, Li! My uncle Frank Stein was a doctor. He wanted me to donate this skeleton to a medical school for students to examine!

(Sinister laughter, sound of door closing)