zaibatsu no onzoushi to [bad word] umare hito ga nozomu mono subete o te ni [bad word] 
zairyoku mo, kenryoku mo, meisei mo, SUTEITASU mo,
idou wa itsumo BURAKKU BENTOREI
yatsu no namae wa "SAITOU DAISUKE" kono machi no hanbun o shoyuu [bad word] 
zaisan no kakudai ni seikai ni KONE kikashi kasumigaseki o iku BURAKKU BENTOREI

nanoni ore wa yatsu no koujou de zangyou teate mo naku yatoware
raigetsu kara koutsuuhi mo zengaku jiko futan sa

joudan janai ze konna unmei nante
SAITOU DAISUKE mitai ni naretara naa
kiniiranee yatsu sugu kesetari dekin darou naa tondemonee naa...

MEDIA wa SAITOU no iku sakizaki o PAPARACCHI [bad word] abakidasou to [bad word] 
shishakai de gekijou de, PA-TI- de, mikkai de, nigeashi no hayai BURAKKU BENTOREI
senshuu, godome no rikon no isharyou, kakushigo hakkaku, ninchi, sono youikuhi,
sarigiwa ni, gouman ni, tokuige ni, NO- KOMENTO.
juudan mo yosetsukenai BURAKKU BENTOREI

nanoni ore wa yatsu no koujou de nennen kyuuryou mo sagerare
KAPPU RA-MEN no [bad word] mo suterenai jinsei sa

joudan janai ze konna no [bad word] daro
ore wa itsu made kore tsudzukerya ii n'darou ka?
yaku ni mo tatazu kono mama shibondeiku n'darou ka?
joudan janai ze konna unmei nante
SAITOU DAISUKE mitai ni naretara naa
kiniiranee yatsu sugu kesetari dekin darou naa tondemonee naa...

"koko de NYU-SU sokuhou o otsutae shimasu.
kyou gogo yoji nijuppun goro, minatoku no roppongi [bad word] nai de
jitsugyouka no SAITOU DAISUKE san o noseta jouyousha ga outen.
SAITOU DAISUKE san o [bad word] jouin sanmei wa kyuukyuutai ni yotte
 [bad word] ZUBERUTO byouin ni hansou [bad word] ga,
uchi nimei ga ishiki fumei no juutai.
mamonaku SAITOU DAISUKE san no shibou ga kakunin sareta moyou desu.
koko de genba no seki kisha to chuukei ga tsunagatte orimasu.
seki san? seki san onegai shimasu"

one, two, three, four, five, six, seven,
all good adults go to heaven...?

"hai, genba kara chuukei de otsutae shimasu.
kyou gogo yoji nijuppun goro, azabu juuban houmen ni mukau roppongi [bad word] nai de
SAITOU DAISUKE san o noseta kuro no BENTLEY ga outen.
SAITOU DAISUKE san wa kono saki ni [bad word] ZUBERUTO byouin ni hansou [bad word] ga,
shukketsu taryou ni yori mamonaku shibou ga kakunin [bad word] 
gen'in wa PAPARACCHI kara [bad word] tame ni [bad word] SUPI-DO no dashisugi,
to no jouhou ga haitte kite orimasu ga, hoka no jouyousha to no sesshoku wa naku
keishichou wa kuwashiku gen'in o shirabeteimasu"

"seki san?"
"genzai ryoushasen tomo tsuukoudome ni... hai?"
"seki san? hoka no jouin nimei no mimoto nan desu keredomo"
"hai, hitori wa SAITOU san no MANE-JA- ken, untenshu no dansei"
"mou hitokata wa?"
"hai, izen kara otsukiai o uwasa sareteita IVUNINGU [bad word] no RI-DA,
onjouji risa san da to iu koto ga hanmei [bad word] quot;
"onjouji risa san? ...desu ka?"
 [bad word] desu ne, tatta ima haitte kita jouhou ni yorimasu to taiha [bad word] [bad word] kara
futari no isho rashiki mono ga hakken sareta to no koto desu!"
"isho? desu ka?"
to iu koto wa futari wa jisatsu to iu koto nan deshou ka?"
"kochira kara wa ijou desu"
"e~ ato hodo mata kuwashii jouhou ga hairi shidai otsutae [bad word] to omoimasu"
"ijou, TAIMU MASHI-N sangou NYU-SU sokuhou o otsutae [bad word] quot;

joudan janai ze konna no [bad word] daro
ore wa itsu made kore tsudzukerya ii n'darou ka?
yaku ni mo tatazu kono mama shibondeiku n'darou ka?
joudan janai ze konna unmei nante
SAITOU DAISUKE mitai ni naretara naa
kiniiranee yatsu sugu kesetari dekin darou naa tondemonee naa...

one, two, three, four, five, six, seven,
all good adults go to heaven...?