When they young all little monsters
Learn that they are scary 
Ugly, stupid, shunned by cupid
Over weight and hairy
But every monster needs to
Find that secret deep inside
That transforms Dr. Jekyll
Into y Mr. Hyde

All my monsters are beautiful
Disco Stu-tiful
Square root-iful..
Old coot-iful 

Monsters don't need implants or 
[bad word] in monster car
Monsters only need to love
The monster that they are

Oh, yeah
Gaga
Dada
Jawa
Peace