Today I look like a man with a beard
With a monkey on my shoulder, in the yard
Oh I think I've got a sock in my pocket
And my trousers are too large
I'm in love with a moonhead [bad word] 
I'm in love with a moonhead [bad word] 
I'm in love

But it's all pink charm
Extremely purple
I'm celebrating
It's my 5th birthday
Which makes me happy, light & dim
Like a zeppelin

 [bad word] little circles round the playground
Till my tongue sticks out of my mouth
And it does: ghhh ghhhh ghhh
I want monkey spoon banana cakes
And lemonade
I'm in love with a moonhead [bad word] 
I'm in love

But it's all pink charm
Extremely purple
I'm celebrating
It's my 5th birthday
Which makes me happy, light & dim
Like a zeppelin

Out in the garden
I see a monkey
Eating my breakfast
Stealing bananas
He is a busker
I want to bite him
I'm gonna bake him
Like a banana

Like a zeppelin