Out in the hallway
I said hello
The dance is this friday,
Do you wanna go?
Probably not, she promptly replied.
But kudos for asking,
you're such a nice guy.

Yeah I should've known
I'd end up at home
Watching my starwars box trilogy.
But here is the [bad word] 
If she only knew
That I've got a secret she'd never believe

Kelly doesn't know that I'm an evil genius
With a sidekick dog named grover cleveland.
And she'll never know that
We can take over the world
With cyborg robot squirrels.

Down in the basement
I wish she could see
The monkeys I've altered, Genetically.
And all of my plans to make
a home on the moon.
Its not [bad word] But [bad word] soon.

When I fall asleep
All I do is dream
Of candle lit dates in the laboratory.
And when I'm awake, its hard to concentrate
On the assembly of my robot army

Kelly doesn't know that I'm an evil genius
With a sidekick dog named grover cleveland.
And she'll never know that
We can take over the world
With cyborg robot squirrels.

I worked up the nerve
To go to the dance
there's no reason I couldn't give it a chance
I walked through the door
And what should I see
But it was kelly starring back at me
And she said

I've always wanted to be a mad professor
With a bottle nosed dolphin I
could name Sylvester
If that's the kind of thing your into
I'm your girl.

'Cause I've been looking for an evil genius
With a sidekick dog named grover cleveland
And now that I've found you
We can take over the world
With cyborg robot squirrels.
With cyborg robot squirrels.