I've never known anyone
That would stick
Stick to my fingers and face
Whenever I needed
Someone at my fingertips

All seem [bad word] off
Off
Like toothpaste
In that lukewarm water

Gone today
Oh it was only yesterday
I'll always be funny that way
I have always been funny that way
I will not stand away from the window
For I'm the night's loyal police

Please
Sleep tight
Sleep tightly now
 [bad word] me to watch over you
Keep you from the paperboy
Trash can boy
And keep you from the nightly disease
And keep you from the nightly disease

I will not stand away from the window
For I'm the night's loyal police
Go chasing round the kitchen table
I'm the bankier at his eyefoot table
head on a stick
And it's funny how you stick
You've always been funny that way
You've always been funny that way