You're my sidekick
You're my alibi
You're my right hand man

I'm your homeboy
I'm your main dude
I'm your best laid plan

When the ... hits the fan
Could i make you understand
I don't know

Would you still be my friend
if i made out with your mother
Would you still be my friend
if i beat up your brother
'Cause i'd still be friends with you
That's what real friends do

You're my defence
You're my samurai
You're the man, you're the man

There's no secrets
There's no need to lie
Word are not enough to best describe us

When the ... hits the fan
Could i make you understand
I don't know

Would you still be my friend
if i broke into your house ... in your shoes and relieved
you off your eyebrows
i'd still be friends with you
'Cause that's what real friends do

These scenarios have all been hypotnetical so far
Bad news is i think i brought your girlfriend to the brink
While you were sleeping after drinking in the backseat of your car

I will be still your friend no matter what happens
I will be still your friend through the good times and the bad ones
'Cause i'll always be there for you
'Cause that's what real friends do
'Cause that's what real friends do
'Cause that's what real friends do
'Cause that's what real friends do