I'll grab the Sun and the  Moon
I'll hold the world in my hand
These things are easy for me
I can't make You understand

Pulling rabbits out of a hat
Pulling rabbits out of a hat
All I get is polite applause
Applause, applause, applause, applause, applause

Marvel at Heaven and [bad word] 
Gasp at the Champs-Elysees
Raise the Titanic and then
I see You turning away

Pulling rabbits out of a hat
Pulling rabbits out of a hat
All I get is polite applause
Applause, applause, applause, applause, applause

Entertaining, that's the word I get from You
Entertaining, and then You bid a fond adieu
Well, adieu

I'll make a pauper a king
I'll turn Your water to wine
These things are easy for me
 [bad word] I can't change Your mind

Pulling rabbits out of a hat
Pulling rabbits out of a hat
All I get is polite applause
Applause, applause, applause, applause, applause