wave for the cameras
All fur coat and no knickers
Jayne Mansfield she came down
To cheer up the town
Lord Bono and his pals
They were a bit too busy saving the world
Well you have to take your hat off to The Edge

Those were the days my friend
We took the Stretford End
Now it's a Theatre of Dreams™
It's all smiles and handshakes
There's not a function I can't make
If the photo opportunity knocks
So long you suckers
All fur coat and no knickers
Cos I just sold my funeral
To [bad word] Oh Oh Oh
Those were the days my friend

We took the Stretford End
Now it's a Theatre of Dreams™.