Ever since we got here  
To this sleepy town in Oregon 
We’ve been suspicious 
There’s something creepy going on 

My brother found a book 
and you won’t guess what’s inside 
Pages and pages of the strangest things, 
it’s some sort of guide 

to the place where we’re spending our summer 
And I can’t wait to discover 

The magic mysteries of Gravity Falls 
We’ve already had some close calls 
With monsters, tricks, and magic, illusions so fantastic 
Each week we get back at it, with new questions 
No matter what we do 
I’ll know that there is more to 
the town of Gravity Falls! 

The citizens and tourists 
Seem to be unaware 
Of all the crazy weirdo stuff 
that tends to happen here 

But my brother and I are determined 
To get to the bottom of all this 
With all our adventures we keep stumbling into 
Clues that we just can’t miss 

And I hope by the time this summer ends 
I’ve made a whole lot of new friends and figured out 

The magic mysteries of Gravity Falls 
We’ve already had some close calls 
With monsters, tricks, and magic, illusions so fantastic 
Each week we get back at it, with new questions 
No matter what we do 
I’ll know that there is more to 
the town of Gravity Falls! 

I hope we make some sense 
Of these bizarre events 
Before the summer’s done 

And everyone we meet 
Is not quite what they seem 
But at least we’re having lots of fun with 

The magic mysteries of Gravity Falls 
We’ve already had some close calls 
With monsters, tricks, and magic, illusions so fantastic 
Each week we get back at it, with new questions 
No matter what we do 
I’ll know that there is more to 
this town of Gravity Falls!