Growing tired of this beezy, always hanging around
I told her to believe me, you better get out of town
Packed her [bad word] in a suitcase, and I told her, "get gone"
Then I headed to O'Malley's to sing my favorite song

I'm [bad word] off Pina Coladas, now I'm gonna make it rain
I think I'm love with a stripper, word to my homie T-Pain
If you're really into yoga, then I don't know what to say
Ijust did a vinyasa, and it felt kind of lame

When I got the bar, I didn't know what to say
I think I'll have myself a wiskey, and they said, "not today"
Have you heard of this concoction? It's the best one around
It will make a woman's panties drop straight to the ground

I'm [bad word] off Pina Coladas, sailing out of the bay
Never has a mixed drink, made me feel quite so [bad word] 
If you're into the Dark Knight, you probably like Micheal Gain
If you're not into Batman, you probably have half-a-brain