Onna day Imma going to Malta to bigga hotel
In the morning I go downa to eat breakfast,
I tell the waitress I want two pieces of toast,
She brings me only one piece,
I tell her I want two piece,
She sais: "go to the toilet",
I say: "you nounderstand",
I wanna piece on my plate,
she says: "you better not [bad word] on your plate you son of a [bad word] ,
I dont even know the lady and she calls me a son of a [bad word] 
I don't need this [bad word] !

Later, I go to eata at the bigga restaurant,
the waitress brings me a spoon and a knive,
but no fork,
I tell her i wanted a fork,
she tella me everyone wanna [bad word] 
i tell: "you dont understand, 
I wanna fork on my table",
she says: "you better not [bad word] on the table you son of a [bad word] ,
I dont even know the lady and she calls me a son of a [bad word] 
I dont need this [bad word] 

So I go back to my room in a hotel,
and there are no sheets on the bed,
call the manager and telling him I wanna a sheet,
he tella me go to the toilet,
I say: "you dont understand,
I wanna sheet on my bed",
he says: "you better not [bad word] on my bed you son of a [bad word] ,

I go to the checkout and the man at the desk says 'peace on you',
I say  [bad word] on you too you son of a [bad word]  Im going back to Italia, ariva derchi'

I dont need this [bad word]