He knew what he wanted to say 
But he did not want to word it 
The dirty little Herbert 
Was thinking an escape 
But the place was well guarded 

The guiltyness that started 
Soon as the other part had stopped 

is for Delightful 
And try and keep your trousers on 
I think you should know you're his favourite worst nightmare 
is for... 

Desperately trying to stimulate what it was that was alright 
3 quarters of an hour ago 
That had led him to be in a position 
And [bad word] 
Another freak episode 

He's nearing the brink but he thinks first 
The parallel universe perhaps could be the perfect scene 
He's nearing the brink but he thinks first 
The parallel universe perhaps could be the perfect scene 
He's nearing the brink but he thinks first 
The parallel universe perhaps could be the perfect scene 
He's nearing the brink but he thinks first 
The parallel 
I think you should know you're his favourite worst nightmare 

is for delightful 
and try and keep your trousers on 
you should know you're his favourite worst nightmare