I'm waving my [bad word] in the wind, waving my [bad word] in the wind 
If it all goes right, I'll be in your arms tonight 
But I'm waving my [bad word] in the wind 

I'm lost in the sauce once again, I'm lost in the sauce once again 
If I make it through the night, everything will be alright 
But I'm lost in the sauce once again 

It's been 97 days since I've laid my head beside you 
And a million miles of highway in between 
There's some red and blue lights that are shinin' right behind me 
And that pig's a pretty mean [bad word] 

You should have seen old Jimmy Wilson dance 
You should have seen old Jimmy Wilson dance 
Give that boy a dime and you could have a chance 
To see old Jimmy Wilson dance 

Dance Jimmy 
I'm doin' the best I can there, Deaner 
That's it 
You know I can't really dance like I used to, I mean I try, 
But I'm an old, old man now 

I've got a real good feelin bout' old Jimmy Wilson 
Sho' nuff' he's got what it takes 
Do another number for me please won't ya Jimmy 
Cause you're a really good dancer 

Ooh yeah, help me now 

I'm waving my [bad word] in the wind, waving my [bad word] in the wind 
If it all goes right, I'll be in your arms tonight 
But I'm waving my [bad word] in the wind 
Waving my [bad word] in the wind 
Waving my [bad word] in the wind