Most people are curious
and wanna get dirt on
The Centaur; I'm famous
I walk around with no shirt on
The easiest way would be for you to lie face down
I'm a man
But I'm built like a horse from the waist down
People are afraid of me but act like they love me
Feast your eyes upon my nudity
I am Beauty AND the Beast
I have plenty to say
But nobody listens because my clock is so clean, and the hour hand is missing; 
so I'm famous for it
"Freaky" is what everyone's name is for it
Sure, it's larger than yours
I'm a CENTAUR for Chrissakes!
I like to eat rice cakes and listen to classical music
I'm told passion is my specialty
But really I'm old-fashioned
And I'm quite well-built
As fas as physiques go
So people seem to think that I belong in a freak show
They wanna have pictures taken
Constantly assumin' that my  drive
is three times that of a normal human
Askin' silly questions like I'm their personal mentor
All they care about is my undercarriage because I'm a centaur
The porno industry
Wants to pay me lots of money to appear in books and movie
'Cause they think I look funny
But I'm lookin' for [bad word] love
Not cookies and [bad word] 
More than a sore thumb - I have [bad word] mind
I'm not the favorite kind [bad word] 
For the average person
Sometimes things start well
But eventually worsen when  [bad word] a problem
Or else they're unimpressed with the attention that you get
Bein' a centaur's love interest
You don't care about my next life
Just my ex-wife and the intimate details of our  life
Most people are curious
and wanna get dirt on
The Centaur; I'm famous
I walk around with no shirt on
The easiest way would be for you to lie face down
I'm a man
But I'm built like a horse from the waist down

Most people are curious
and wanna get dirt on
The Centaur; I'm famous
I walk around with no shirt on
The easiest way would be for you to lie face down
I'm a man

call me "country"

so handsome, known to throw a [bad word]  quick on the draw than a dog pulling a rikshaw. rock star talkative, talented, provocative
awkward socially, unusually emotional, weighed in proportion my heart is the warmest, unfortunately for me my private part is enormous.. also the normal, I am also an authority on all sorts of important stuff morally the centaur
historically horrible, adorable not exactly, magically attractive, drastically endowed, rocket powered jockeyingt, not allowed talking about it, don't even look at me sideways or crookedly, i am crotchedy in more ways than one, macho, 
watch out now, 
I am furry and furious

Most people are curious
and wanna get dirt on
The Centaur.