Wish I had a Portal
 Wish I Wish I had a Portal Gun
 Wish I had a Portal
 Wish I Wish I had a Portal Gun

 To be an Aperture Science client
 Would be like a dream
 Hey yo my brain has been cravin' it back
 Since Portal hit steam

 [bad word] to work i'd have 
 The portal express
 With a blue one in my closet 
 Orange one at my desk

 When my roommate is annoying and been 
 Toying with my stuff
 I'd shoot a portal underneath him and just
 Punch him in the nuts

 I'd order delivery get it 
 Fast like digiorno
 'cuz once it leaves the restaurant
 It goes right through a portal

 I'm never late for a date
 Just ask my lady friends
 By using portal physics
 I'm always impressing them

 Forget making reservations
 I would never have to wait
 Portal in the right location
 I've got someone else's plate

 I could sneak into a party
 Where they didn't invite me
 And be dealing out bacardi
 While some dudes try to fight me

 Would always end well
 Dealing with these mere mortals
 Aperture handhelds
 Got me thinkin' with portals

 Wish I had a Portal
 Wish I Wish I had a Portal Gun
 I'm not mute like freeman yo
 But please don't make me beg for one
 Wish I had a Portal
 Wish I Wish I had a Portal Gun
 I'd be cool as chell
 Oh i could do a speedy [bad word] 
 Life gave me lemons 
 I don't make lemonade
 I'm mad like Cave Johnson 
 I got lemon grenades

 The world is filled with puzzles
 I could solve with portal physics
 I would brave the chamber [bad word]  Just to escape family visits

 I'd be traveling like a maveric
 Surfaces all orange and blue
 When i'm locked out my apartment
 I'd use [bad word] cube

 Oh GLaDOS take me to your center
 'cuz i want to get enriched
 I'm dying thinkin'bout your science
 I'd do anything for it

 Yeah, i'd shoot two portals in a vertical line
 Undo my belt, lean in and
 Change pants without having to look down
 Also i'd suck my own diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick

 Wish I had a Portal
 Wish I Wish I had a Portal Gun
 Wish I had a Portal
 Wish I Wish I had a Portal Gun