Myaa   myaa   myankology de  [bad word] mya?   Tore bia~n!

Myah myah myahcology  
Mankind mya? Très bie~n! 

Tatoeba jishaku   suna no naka ni wa 
Uchuujin ga chikyuu shibu nite Teatime 
Chicchai to fuben da   okkii no [bad word] yo 
Senkan Yamato dareka [bad word] 
For example, magnets within the sand  
The aliens have their teatime at the branch department on Earth  
It's inconvenient to be small, send out big ones  
Someone, move battleship Yamato 

Daba daba daa   gyuunyuu nonde 
Shaba daba da   hayame ni shuushin 
Daba daba daa   otona wa kitto kossori henshin 
Kaijin daaa   hottokya ii jan 
Soutou daaa   shirei wa naani? 
Seifuku daaa   kanji ga hen da! 
Kaamehaamehaa

It's a work horse work horse! Drink milk  
It's a carriage work horse! Go to sleep early  
It's a work horse work horse! Adults certainly transform in secret  
It's a stranger! Better to leave him alone  
It's the President! What's your order?  
It's a uniform! Your letters are odd!   
Kamehameha 

Meido meido meido no miyage 
Sorya mou   Shangri-la no sokkuri-san 
Taimu mashin [bad word] 
Toki o [bad word] shoujo   [bad word] 
Taikutsu taikutsu taiiku suwari de 
Hiza no nioi o kagu tousuikan 
Taimu mashin hitori-nori desho 
Rekishi nurikaetara [~Soushuuhen!]

Underworld, underworld, a maid's souvenir gifts  
That's already a dead ringer for Shangri-la  
I built a home-made time machine  
I overtook the girl who walks through time  
Boredom, boredom, sitting with my knees up  
I feel giddy from sniffing the scent of my knees  
The time machine only seats one, right? 
If you repaint history [~It's the summary!] 

Kimi wa tsumari kanjouron bakari de koto o sara ni [bad word] ni [bad word] [bad word] 
Kimi wa sude ni takkansha na no sa to ieba sumu ka kanpeki na baka da

In short, you make things even [bad word] by only following your emotions  
Will it be over if I say that you're already like a philosopher? Or you're [bad word] idiot 

Uma uma u   shika shika shika? 
Mau mau ma   kashi kashi kashi! 
Sore nari ni   sore nari nari   torihada? 
Ai yue ni   atama [bad word]   koi yue ni   kokoro yugande 
Samidare no   sora mo todoro ni   hototogisu

Horse horse hor, deer deer deer?  
Sore shore es, reed reed reed!  
For being what it is; being being what it is, goosebumps?  
Due to love, my head is swimming; due to romance, my heart is twisted  
And there's a cuckoo in [bad word] sky of early summer rain 

Maite maite maitara iranai 
Musen LAN rararara sou natta 
Mori yo mori yo mori no donguri hiroiatsumeta ato mushi waku yo 
Toshi wa toshi o [bad word] yuku 
Sore mo atarimae no gyoukaidan 
Omote ura wa ura ga omote de   igai haragurosa ga saishouchi

I don't need to wind it up, wind it up, wind it up 
That's right, I've got wireless LAN, lalalala 
Forest, oh forest, after I gathered up acorns in the forest, the insects would stir 
The years are overtaking my age 
That's also natural business talk 
For the front and back sides, the back is the front and unexpected malice is the lowliest

Myaa   myaa   myankology de  [bad word] mya?   Tore bia~n! 
Nyaa   nyaa   nyankology de  [bad word] nya?   Nyu nya nyu nya~n!

Myah myah myahcology 
Mankind mya? Très bie~n! 
Meow meow kittyology 
Creatures meow? Mew meow mew me~ow!

Nani yori mo kimi ga suki da   toshiyori mo kimi ga suki da  [bad word]   kimochi [bad word] ze   [bad word] na 
Aishi nasai   muchakucha yuu na   aishimashou   yasashiku yuu na 
Aishiaou   kocchi o [bad word] na   tsuzuki wa?   Tsuzukanai!

I love you more than anything, I love you even when you're old 
I love you. That sounds sick, don't touch me! 
Please love me. Don't force yourself to say it! Shall we love? Don't say it tenderly like that! 
Let's love each other. Don't look at me! Any more? There's no more!

Sorichuu   sorichuu   sorry,sorry,Solitude. 
Mawari teki darake de Sangokushi 
Sorichuu   sorichuu   sorry,sorry,Solitude. 
Ukiwa [bad word] mama ea suiei 
Sorichuu   sorichuu   meido wa sorichuudo 
Sorya mou   Shangri-la ni icchaeba? 
Sorichuu   sorichuu   meido wa sorichuudo 
Ashi no nioi keshi wa [bad word] 
Solitu, solitu, sorry, sorry, Solitude. 
The Records of Three Kingdoms filled with enemies all around 
Solitu, solitu, sorry, sorry, Solitude. 
I air swim while my lifesaver remains deflated 
Solitu, solitu, the underworld is solitude 
What if I already went to Shangri-la? 
Solitu, solitu, the maid is solitude 
Menthol eliminates the stench of feet

Owari owari sorosoro owari 
Konna nagai kashi wa iya da 
Gyara ni awanai [bad word] shigoto 
Naka no hito no tsurasa kangaete 
Chigau chigau honto wa chigau 
Koko wa nijigen desu   ni, ji, gen. 
Omote   omote   omote ga omote   rekishi asai ne mada chounouryoku 
Kiroku nurikaetara [bad word] ]