Telegram Sam
You're my main man

Golden nose slim
I know's where you been

Purple pie Pete
Your lips are like lightning
Girls melt in the heat

Telegram Sam
You're my main man
(2x)

Bobby's alright
He's a natural-born poet
He's just outta sight

Jungle-faced Jake
I say make no mistake
About Jungle-faced Jake

Telegram Sam
You're my main man
(2x)

Bobby's alright
He's a natural-born poet
He's just outta sight

Automatic shoes
Give me 3-vision
And the California blues

Telegram Sam
You're my main man
(4x)