Explain [50 Cent talking]
This mic on?
Ladies and gentlemen
I'd like to thank you [bad word] out tonight for the screening of my new film
"I'm Not Rich I'm Still Lyin'"
It's 50 Cent starring as Game, it's autobiographical
I hope you enjoy yourselves

[Verse 1: 50 impersonating Game's voice]
50 callin me crazy
I might be just maybe
I'm gangsta I'm crippin'
The Dymu I'm trippin'
 [bad word] 50, [bad word] Dre, [bad word] N.W.
Man I'm Hurricane Game (this [bad word] changed)
I brought the west back I write the best raps
(But what about Snoop?) Snoop [bad word] ain't all that
And I get bad [bad word] now I even [bad word] Mya
(I [bad word] her 1st Game) 50 you a liar
See that's why I hate you, you think you know me
I'mma tell everybody you shot my homie
I hope the police get you and you go to jail
Feds freeze your accounts so you can't make bail
Hope everybody on G-Unit go to [bad word] 
Wit Eminem, Obie, Stat Quo and D-12
So what I was on change of hearts so what I was a stripper
So what I never banged I'm [bad word] [bad word] 

[Hook: repeat 2X]
Now horror films they scare me
I watch action films very rarely
When [bad word] or it's drama
It's starrin me no problem

[Verse 2]
Gggggg-Unot I got my own shoe (Game that [bad word] ain't gon' sell)
So the ad's in the magazine nobody can't tell
(Good luck wit yo next album man I hope it does well)
You tryna be funny, D-Mack got all my money
And Jimmy robbin me, they listenin probably
Me and Fase had a fall out he really not my brother
We got the same father but we got different mothers
Now Suge punked Dre but he don't punk me
I won a Vibe Award this year nobody punch me
(Game you know I wrote that hook for Hate it or Love it)
So what its still on my trophy case I think nothing of it

[Hook]

[Outro:50 talking in is normal voice]
Yeah; it's 50
New album, July 18th
It's called "I Can't Stay Away"
Y'all thought I was gonna let y'all eat?
Naw [bad word] 

Oh! This is too much fun man
Hey... hey [bad word] I seen yo lil DVD [bad word] 
Is that all you got? I mean newsflash: nobody believes you
Then you say you woke up [bad word] 2001
Well yo brother says you never were in [bad word] 
Then you say you were in a gang, Well yo brother says you were never in a gang
Now you can get your records together and you can submit 'em to me
I mean you can send the records you have to me so I can...open...
Ya album budget, your recording budget
You gotta send your music to the boss.... that's me the boss
Yeah....it's D-Unit G-Unit that's it that's all
 [bad word] wit a iron fist
 [bad word]