I love you one, two, three shooby-doo
I love you four, that's more than I can afford
and I can tell someday that I'm gonna say the [bad word] I love you five

I've been walking around trying to figure out
why I am feeling all the feelings that I'm feeling now
and I got more on my mind
than I have got on my plate

I love you one, two, three shooby-doo
I love you four, that's more than I can afford
and I can tell someday that I'm gonna say the [bad word] I love you five times more than any boy from before
'cause all they really cared about was whether you put out
and I [bad word] believe
that this love could be
and I can count five times off the top of my head
where I sucked it it 'cause you were hanging with him
and I (got something?) to say
I love you all the same

I love you one, two, three shooby-doo
I love you four, that's more than I can afford
and I can tell someday that I'm gonna say the [bad word] I love you...

I love you one, two, three shooby-doo
I love you four, that's more than I can afford
and I can tell someday that I'm gonna say the [bad word] I love you five

I love you five

I love you five