Well take me down
 I'm on the ceiling
 On the ceiling, yeah
 
Take me down
 I've got the feeling
 Got the feeling
 
Here we go, 
I'm gonna get slapped by Moe
 Slapped by Moe
 (But not this time)
 
Pow! Pow! I gotcha
 Hey! Hey moe you didn't think I'd getcha
 Pow! Pow! I gotcha
 Hey! Hey moe you didn't think I'd getcha
 
Knucklehead's revenge
 
My shovel's swinging
 And I'm oblivious
 Of the pain that I'm bringing
 But of the three of us
 You are sadistic
 It's no picnic to be working with you
 
But now I'm the dynamite
 And Moe you're just lighting the fuse
 
Pow! Pow! I gotcha
 Hey! Hey moe you didn't think I'd getcha
 Pow! Pow! I gotcha
 Hey! Hey moe you didn't think I'd getcha
 
How, how'd I getcha?
 Hey! He l no, you really think I'd letcha! 
Pow! Pow! I gotcha
 Hey! Hey moe you didn't think I'd getcha
 
I've got a ratchet
 I'll attach it to the end of your nose
 And then I'll smash it with a hammer
 As I'm kickin and throw you down the stairs
 My cares are spinning on the floor, dancing away
 Yeah, me and Curly have been waiting and planning this
 Day
 
You broke my back with a two by four and
 You cracked my skull with the bathroom door
 You ran me over with [bad word] car
 You poked me in the sternum with an iron crow bar
 But oh, oh no well now it ain't no fun
 We've been your stooges and we're finally done
 So, nyuk nyuk nyuk have you realized
 Your time [bad word]  we're gonna moitalize ya.
 
Pow! Pow! I gotcha
 Hey! Hey moe you didn't think I'd getcha
 Pow! Pow! I gotcha
 Hey! Hey moe you didn't think I'd getcha
 
How, how'd I getcha?
 Hey! [bad word] no, you really think I'd letcha! 
Pow! Pow! I gotcha
 Hey! Hey moe you didn't think I'd getcha
 
How [bad word]  How [bad word]  And you'll see how [bad word]  How [bad word]  How [bad word]  And you'll see how [bad word]