Now this is the story all about how
Your life got flipped, turned up-side down
And I'd like to take a moment let me explain
I'll tell you how I became the prince of the rift's bottom lane

In west Shadow Islands died and raised
In the graveyard is where I spent most of my days
Chilling souls dementing, tormenting all good
And all flayin' some sinners outside of the woods
When a couple of warriors who wielded the light
Started purifying creatures of the night
I snared one little wife and Lucian got mad
He said 'You took my better half, what you left is bad'

I ran and retreated from him day after day
But no matter where I turned he was always in my way
I noticed my friends all in the League of Legends
Picked my lantern up and said 'Time for some vengeance'

Support? Don't cut me short
Making hooks and flays for the marksman sort?
Is this all that's left for my afterlife?
Hmm, this might be alright

I waited for some souls to grace my court
I saw Lucian was the carry with Leona support
If anything I can say the chance was insane
Turned to Draven and said 'Homes, let's conquer this lane'

I pulled them with my hooks, around 7 or 8
Turned to Leona and said 'Nobody escapes'
Put her in a box and took the game
Now I sit on my throne as the Prince of Bot Lane