Special thanks to
Ralph for all camerawork in Melbourne
Aaron Van Domelen, Jordan & Naomi for graphics
All Australian fandrews for their awesome dancing: Whitney, Nick, Nic, Mitchell, Massimo, [bad word]  Samy, Rachel, Ed, Alex, Cristalle, Alex, Ellie, Lochie, Sara

And let's not forget
My brother from potentially the same great-great-great-grand-mother, Andrew Huang/Songs To Wear Pants To for his rap cameo, and studio use [bad word] /www [bad word] songstowearpantsto [bad word] Sans Project for redesigned logos [bad word] [bad word] [bad word] Photography by Navy Nhum [bad word] /www [bad word] 
LYRICS
I can see the writing on the wall 
And it's spreading just like an infection 
The problem is we'd rather hate than love 
Or blame improper font selection 

Bold, italic, underline 
If we'd give it a moment it could shine 
To ban it would be a measure so drastic 
How can you hate a font that's so fantastic?  [bad word] Sans is the best font in the world 
If you want your designs to look like they're done by little girls [bad word] Sans best used in moderation [bad word] on join me, [bad word] Sans Nation 

And if I asked you to join in the [bad word] 
Would you do it without hesitation? 
To cure the world of fontophobia 
Eliminate all font [bad word] 

And on the subject I just want you to know 
That we've been pronouncing it wrong 
The "sans" part is actually French 
So it should sound like [bad word] Sans" 

Bold, italic, underline 
If we'd give it a moment it could shine 
To ban it would be a measure so drastic 
How can you hate a font that's so fantastic? 

it's time to make an impact 
your favorite mistral, yes, you know i rockwell 
i bring it extra hot, but this is not helvetica 
get a connection to any letter or number 
and we'll make it look twenty years younger 
whether you got a tablet, feeling so wild 
or if you're more of a bookman old style 
O! CR A-game 
we've got the best font in the world and l maintain 
girl, you're totally my type, CE 
but let's avoid those giddyup STDs 
everybody put your hands in the arial 
get em up high, and my wingdings will carry you 
in the futura nation will use what i do 
you're living in the past, i make these times new 
roaming the streets, painting walls with my [bad word] script 
but there's a font of which i'll never get enough it's 
bold italic underline...  [bad word] Sans the font that's misunderstood 
Please don't use it for evil but use it for good [bad word] Sans best used in moderation [bad word] on join me, [bad word] Sans Nation