[bad word] fukai mori no oku ni  mayoikonda mura no musume
Iroaseta tegami o motte  [bad word] no yakata ni tadoritsuku

 [bad word] na youkan no  kowareta tobira o tataku

"Dareka imasenka"
"Oya oya, okomari desuka?"
"YOUKOSO..."
"Fushigi no yakata e..."
"Ocha o meshiagare♪"

Mina mina atsumatte  kyakujin wa "Nebumi" o [bad word] 

"Demo, [bad word] au no mo nanika no midori"
"NARA, PAATII, PAATII!!"

'"Kangei shiyou!"'

"Hurry, HurrY!!"
"WAIN o tsuide"
"Donchan  donchan♪"
"Kanpai shimashou"
"Are you readY??"
"Junbi wa ii?"

'"Saa, hajimeyou"'

Kimi ga shuyaku no Crazy nighT  WAIN katate ni sharekonde
Hodoyoku yoi ga mawattara  tanoshiku natte kichatta?

Utaeba  odore  sawagou ze  sui mo amai mo wasurete sa
Ki ga [bad word] hodo ni  tanoshinjae  Happy☆nighT

Utage kara ichiya ake  "Nanika" ga OKASHII no desu
Nemutte okite mita keredo  ikkou ni asa ga konai no desu

"Himitsu o..."
"Oshiete [bad word] yo...?"
'"Tokei o  mite goran...☆'"

Musume wa kowaku nari  himitsu no heya ni nigekomu
Omotai tobira o aketara soko wa...
'"Jesus, jesuS!!"'
Hitsugi no yama datta

"Ara ara..."
"Mite shimatta ne..."
"Danger!! dangeR!!"
"Kowagaranai de?♪"
"Where are you goinG??"
"Doko ni yuku no desu?"

'"Omachinasai♥"'

Kimi ga shuyaku no Crazy nighT  daihondoori ni susumu no kai?
Koyoi wa dou [bad word]  EndinG  subete wa sou, kimi shidai sa

Sagase  sagase  Happy enD  junban machigaetara o-wa-ri♡
 [bad word] enD wa hitsugi iki? saa, konya mo  Bad ∞ End ∞ Night?

 [bad word] uchi ni [bad word] no kana?"
"Butai ga  owareba..."
 [bad word]  deshou..."
"Happy enD no kagi wa..."
"Doko ni [bad word] no?"
"KIRARI to tsumetaku [bad word] kagi..."

"...miittsukketa"

Watashi ga shuyaku no Crazy nighT  NAIFU katate ni sharekoube
Hodoyoku [bad word] ..  tanoshiku natte kichatta♥♡

Nigero! Nigero! Ichimokusan ni! Butai, serifu mo wasurete sa
Ki ga [bad word] hodo ni  kowashichae  Bad ∞ End ∞ Night

Kimi ga shuyaku no Crazy nighT  KASUTO mo butai mo naku natte
Monogatari ga owattara  saa, minna de kaerimashou ka

Utae  odore  sawagou ze  sui mo amai mo wasurete sa
Ki ga [bad word] hodo ni  tanoshinjae  Bad ∞ End ∞ Night

Shizuka ni natta heya no naka  hakushu o [bad word] nazo no kage
"Koyoi wa yoi butai [bad word] .." tegami o hirotte naiteita

English

In the depths of a thick forest, a village girl has [bad word] lost.
Holding a letter with faded color, she reaches a mansion of the night.

She knocks on the broken door of the eerie mansion.

"Is anybody home?"
"Oh my, what happened to you?"
 [bad word] .."
"...to this mysterious mansion..."
"Please have some tea♪"

Once everyone has gathered, the guest is being "evaluated".

"You know, it must be fate for us to meet like this."
"If so, party, party!!"

"'We must offer a proper [bad word] #33;'"

"Hurry, hurry!!"
"Pour some wine."
"Let's make some sound!♪"
"How about a toast?"
"Are you ready??"
"Are you ready?"

"'Then let's begin.'"

You're the focus of this crazy night. Dressed up stylishly, with wine in one hand,
once you've gotten somewhat [bad word]  are you having fun now?