Mega Man:
I'm a super fightin' robot from the year 2010.
On a quest from Dr. Light to make the city safe again.
See all these robots were created to make the planet safe.
'Til Dr. Wily double crossed us and set fire to the place.
Dr. Wily had other plans to take over this [bad word] 
Re-programmed my brother and stole all them [bad word] 
My name is Mega Man on my [bad word] 
Got a cannon arm for y'all to keep your mouth shut, c'mon!
Dr. Wily:
Ve [bad word] the program vith terrible news.
Dr. Light has been kidnapped by, GUESS WHO?!
DR. WILY THAT'S WHO! [bad word] AFTER YOU TOO!
Mega Man:
Wrong.
Dr. Wily:
WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU'RE DOOMED!
Mega Man:
Thanks Wily, it's not like I got [bad word] to do.
Why not waste all of energy, [bad word]  with you?! [bad word] we gotta go and save Dr. Light.
And then teach Dr. Wily the wrong from the right, alright?

(Stage Select Theme)

Proto Man:
Hey bro, Proto Man here, so what's (Robot Selection Sound) up?
I got eight of my buddies built, (Robot Selection Sound) for messin' you up.
But who cares? I wish I did, but I'm just not (Robot Selection Sound) built for that bro.
I gotta fly, hope (Robot Selection Sound) you're ready to go.
Mega Man:
SURE.
Proto Man:
Choose carefully you motherfu- (Stage Select Sound)

(Stage Intro Theme)

Mega Man:
NO.
Proto Man:
Why you gotta [bad word] 
Mega Man:
NOPE, Nuh-uh, don't think so.

(Metal Man Stage Theme)

If I'm gonna win I'll have to upgrade my [bad word] 
Remember when I beat 'em to steal their power chips.
Charge my power beam when I enter the room.
And then boom-ba da-boom-boom boom-de-boom-boom.
To the windows, to the wall.
'Til the sweat drips from my balls.
I'm beatin' ya down to the [bad word]  ground.
I got a Mega Buster for y'all, cmon!
Metal Man:
Metal Man will rock your [bad word] 
You're hit don't you forget it [bad word] 
Throw a saw blade into your face!
Let's face it you will taste my razor blades!
Mega Man:
Umm, whatever you're the first boss [bad word] 
I don't even need a special power to take your [bad word] 
Metal Man:
Yeah you're right, I'm no big deal.
Mega Man:
One shot with my arm cannon, your power's a "steel"
DEAD. (Boss Death Sound)

(Wood Man Stage Theme)
 [bad word]  to get you, [bad word] 
Wood Man:
Stop yourself...Hey there freak these freakin' woods are mine.
The name is Wood Man, have some freakin' leaves and vines.
Mega Man: [bad word] I upgraded my cannon with some Metal Blade's for 'ya. [bad word] Mega Man I'm the forest-a-destroya!
Wood Man:
You'll never get passed my freakin' shield of leaves.
Mega Man:
I'm Mega Man punk, don't you know me? believe it.
Wood Man:
I guess I'll just throw the freakin' thing at your [bad word] 
Mega Man:
Jump over that [bad word]  then your [bad word] is grass
DEAD. (Boss Death Sound)

(Flash Man Stage Theme)

Mega Man:
Two down, six more to go- beat you in a flash [bad word]  there 'ya-
Flash Man:
FLASH!
Mega Man:
Ahh...
Flash Man:
You fool, Flash Man in the House and I'm breakin' [bad word] 
Mega Man:
No fair I'm frozen in the air.
Flash Man:
Time's on my side, no time to spare.
Mega Man:
'Bout to shoot these Metal Blade's straight in your face.
Put all of Wily's robots in their place!
Flash Man:
Leave you there so long [bad word] 
When I'm done here all that'll be left is dust.
My time to shine 'cause I'm better than most.
The trendsetter with the blue suit, you're toast!
Mega Man:
Umm, I got a blue suit too?
At least I'm not as silly as you.
I'm gonna throw this Metal Blade and cut a hole in your [bad word] 
I think I'll have my d