Take another hundred names and put 'em on a list 
And curse yourself for ever watching it 
I'm looking to have to see it to the end 
Cause the fastest rat is always gonna win 

You've gotta know to hustle to make it in this town 
 [bad word] stiffens every night 
Take another hundred and put it in her hand 
Present the prize and not the ambulance 

You've got a certain spark, 
You've got to show it off 
What are you waiting for? 
They've been expecting you 
I've got the brightest spark, 
Don't let them blow it out 
What are you waiting for? 
They've been expecting your call 

She walks on red carpets all the time 
In my eyes 
Others will scoff at her [bad word] off 
they will talk, let 'em talk 
Because you're giving them just what they want 

Harder than a drama, softer than a [bad word] 
 [bad word] on, fill that purse a little more 
You've got something special 
Put it on the air 
Humilation pays well by the chair 

You've got a certain spark 
You've got to show it off 
What are you waiting for? 
They've been expecting you 
What have you been waiting for? 
They've been expecting your call 

She walks on red carpets all the time 
In my eyes 
Others will scoff at her [bad word] off 
they will talk, let 'em talk 
Because you're giving them just what they want 
(Giving them just what they want) 
Yeah, you're giving them just what they want 

He'll do most anything 
You'll do most anything 
For the camera 
mil for a wedding ring 
thou for embarrassing yourself 
Keep that camera rolling baby 

What are you waiting for? 
Cause we've been waiting for you 
Oh, what are you waiting for? 
They've been expecting your call 

She walks on red carpets all the time 
In my eyes, in my eyes 
Others will scoff at her [bad word] off 
they will talk, let 'em talk 
Because you've given them just what they want