I don't give a [bad word] 
About anything [bad word] everyone and [bad word] everything what
I don't give a [bad word] 
I literally don't give a [bad word] about anything

I don't give [bad word] about [bad word] anything
People care about [bad word]  I say [bad word] everything
 [bad word] you, [bad word] me, [bad word] the sky, [bad word] trees, [bad word] the sun
I don't need heat or vitamin 

And [bad word] toasters I don't need to cook my bread
And [bad word] coasters I use a little plate instead
And [bad word] roosters with your useless [bad word] a-doodle-doo
We invented alarm clocks we no longer need you

Don't give a [bad word] about chairs I prefer to stand
And [bad word] air conditioners I got a ceiling fan
And [bad word] the movie the fan starring Wesley Snipes
Demolitionmans the only Snipes movie I like

And [bad word] liking [bad word] I don't even like the stuff that I like
Don't give a [bad word] about not liking all the [bad word] I don't like
Like tissues [bad word] 'em I blow my nose on the couch
And [bad word] my nostrils and my sense of smell I breathe through my mouth

Don't give a [bad word] about seeing [bad word] [bad word] my eyes
 [bad word] visual perception yo I'd rather be blind
And [bad word] time seconds are too short and minutes are a joke
And hours are way too long they should be half and hour at most

And [bad word] coasts don't give a [bad word] about where water meets land
And [bad word] boats just 'cause you float you think you're so [bad word] bad
And [bad word] jokes I don't need to be funny all the time
My dog has a tumor and he's probably gonna die but

I don't give a [bad word] 
About anything [bad word] everyone and [bad word] everything what
I don't give a [bad word] 
I literally don't give a [bad word] about anything

Walked in to a coffee shop and ordered a cup
The girl said "Small, medium or large?"
I said " [bad word] I don't give a [bad word] quot;
She said "I can't process your order if you don't pick a size"
I said "Fine I'll take a large but I still don't give a [bad word] alright?"

Don't give a [bad word] about beverage size options [bad word] 
And I don't give a [bad word] about liquids either
They're all wet and [bad word] and tend to spill all over the place
Like human [bad word] when I get it all over my face
I'm not [bad word] I just don't give a [bad word] about straight 
And [bad word] my [bad word] I'll pee and [bad word] out of my mouth instead

 [bad word] biological functions
 [bad word] the human body
I'd prefer the body of a bat and the head of a coyote
I'd call myself batyote and I'd fight crime at night
I know it's similar to batman but [bad word] copyright
I plagiarize all the time I do it every day
'Cause I'm on the right track baby I was born this way

And [bad word] birth entering the world of space and time is a [bad word] 
Searching for purpose in a random universe sucks [bad word] 
Is it deterministic or am I free to choose my way
Did I choose to not give a [bad word] about icecube trays
If I want ice I'll go to the [bad word] cornerstore and buy a bag
Filling you up and waiting for the water to freeze is a [bad word] drag
You know what [bad word] the word [bad word] I don't need to use it
I'll replace it with the word chainsaw for this [bad word] 

I don't give a chainsaw
About anything chainsaw everyone and chainsaw everything what
I don't give a chainsaw
I literally don't give a chainsaw about anything

If there were a contest to see who doesn't give a [bad word] the most
I wouldnt win 'cause I don't give a [bad word] about winning, yo
I don't even give a [bad word] about not giving a [bad word] so I do give a [bad word] 
Wait, what?

I give a [bad word] 
About everything I love everyone and care about everything what
I give a [bad word] 
I literally care about every [bad word] thing