One bomb, two bomb, three bombs blown.
The name's Bomberman, like you didn't [bad word]  know.
I got my, helmet on and my [bad word] in check.
Packed full of ammunition so I get some respect.
Take these big [bad word] boots and kick a bomb in your face.
Tear the enemies down and put 'em back in their place.
I'll make; 9/11 like the 4th of July.
On a rocket [bad word]  headin' straight for the bad guys.
'Cause I ain't goin' to take no [bad word] 
Light the wick on my [bad word]  dynamite stick.
Break the wall down, tear that [bad word]  [bad word] out the room!
Sneak up on the enemies and seal their doom.
Bomberman; and y'all can't [bad word] with that.
Step back, light a smoke, drink a forty and laugh.
Tell your boss I'll be there in a minute to front.
After I ride this kangaroo and [bad word]  scratch my nuts.
It's Bomberman, B-B-B-Bomberman.
B-B-B-Blowin' [bad word] up all across the land.
D-D-D-Destroy the enemies and leavin' this place with a [bad word]  hand grenade that'll explode in your face!
It's Bomberman.
It's Bomberman.
B-B-B-Blowin' out your brains 'cause I'm the man with the plan.
And n-n-nobody [bad word] with me, [bad word] 
You heard me, oh no. [bad word] Bomberman.

I'm TNT.
I'm Dynamite.
I'm here representin', yeah I'm down for life.
You can't [bad word] with the man with the master plan. [bad word] think I [bad word] ?
You can bet that I am.
I got a brand new suit and I can walk through the walls.
I don't care if you're a bomber, if you're 10-feet tall!
I'm [bad word]  to get you, [bad word] I'm packin' the heat.
They're gonna have to [bad word]  scrape your [bad word] off the street.
So go ahead [bad word]  talk that [bad word] 
I guarantee you're gonna live to regret it.
Break the wall down, tear that [bad word]  [bad word] out the room.
Creep up on the enemies and seal their doom.
Bomberman; and y'all can't [bad word] with that!
I'll pull the pin and blow a [bad word]  hole in your [bad word] 
So tell your boss I'll be in there in a minute to front.
After I ride this kangaroo and [bad word]  scratch my nuts.
It's Bomberman, B-B-B-Bomberman.
B-B-B-Blowin' [bad word] up all across the land.
D-D-D-Destroy the enemies and leavin' this place.
With a [bad word]  hand grenade that'll explode in your face.
It's Bomberman. (It's Bomberman!)
B-B-B-Blowin' out your brains 'cause I'm the man with the plan.
And n-n-nobody [bad word] with me, [bad word]  You heard me.
Oh no. [bad word] Bomberman.
It's Bomberman, B-B-B-Bomberman.
B-B-B-Blowin' [bad word] up all across the land.
D-D-D-Destroy the enemies and leavin' this place with a [bad word]  hand grenade that'll explode in your face!
It's Bomberman.
It's Bomberman.
B-B-B-Blowin' out your brains 'cause I'm the man with the plan.
And n-n-nobody [bad word] with me, [bad word] 
You heard me, oh no. [bad word] Bomberman.

Explodin' mines one bomb at a time.
I'll stab you in the ear if you don't feel my rhyme.
It's Bomberman baby, I'm the cream of the crop.
I'm gonna need a crowbar to get your [bad word] off my [bad word] 
Do a little jig and blow a hole in your face.
Disco dance to Prince and take a leak on your grave.
If you ain't feelin' me [bad word]  I don't give a [bad word] !
Tell him BrandO!
I'll kick you in the face if you don't step off my nuts!