I [bad word] #39; Love Science 
Can you even imagine 
Way back in the past when
We thought that storms were caused by petty gods 
Fighting' on top of a mountain. 

And yeah I like a good story 
But eventually it's gonna bore me 
If it doesn't have that [bad word]  
That incontrovertible, testable, repeatable proof 

I [bad word] #39; love Science 
And I [bad word] #39; Love Charles Darwin 
Cause I don't think it's bold to question what you're told 
If you're told that the world's a thousand years old. 
There's nothing here to argue against, 
It's a process not an ideology, 
And I [bad word] love science. 

Sometimes people ask me, 
Of all of the centuries, 
Which I'd pick to live life in. 
Well, that's pretty easy... 
Right now. If you think objectively. 
If you like [bad word] water, 
And memory foam beds, 
And TV shows and cell phones, 
And not being dead 

You [bad word] #39; love science, 
And I [bad word] #39; love Carl Sagan 
'Cause I think it's fly to look up at the sky 
And never ever ever stop wondering why 
There's nothing here to argue against 
It's a process not an ideology, 
And I [bad word] love science. 

Woolly mammoth embryos 
Vaccines for smallpox and polio 
Your TV set, the internet 
Your PS4, supersonic jets. 

Exoplanets, galaxies, 
DNA, germ theory, relativity, 
Just take a sec to think about it 
How screwed we would be without it. 

I [bad word] #39; love Science 
And I love Rosalind Franklin, 
'Cause I want to die remembering why 
The [bad word] is more important than winning a prize. 
There's nothing here to argue against. 
It's a process not an ideology, 
And I [bad word] love science!