Early in the afternoon I hang up the paper moon
Speakers in the window sill I begin my phone calls
Tiki tiki tiki torch senoritas on the porch
Dos Equis and domestique necessity yes yes y’all

I kick it like Kung Fu uh I’m [bad word] Lee in a Bikini
and uh you never know
I’ve got to bump bump bump and uh pump it up on the stereo
and uh so here we go

1-2-3-4 1-2-3 Won’t [bad word] and play with me?
Cause there ain’t no party like my my party
No party no party
Itsy bitsy its a shame if you [bad word] play my game
Cause there ain’t no party like my my party

Low riders on bicycles dixie cups that overflow
Don’t you love the summertime?
Coppertone and Flojos
Telling you I’m serious let’s all get ridiculous
Let me let me hook you up chillaxo mi amigo

I kick it like Kung Fu uh I’m [bad word] Lee in a Bikini
and uh you never know
I’ve got to bump bump bump and uh pump it up on the stereo
and uh so here we go

1-2-3-4 1-2-3 Won’t [bad word] and play with me?
Cause there ain’t no party like my my party
No party no party
Itsy bitsy its a shame if you [bad word] play my game
Cause there ain’t no party like my my party

I can take the party to the downtown to the boys town china town
the beach and to the motel 8 it’s late but the party’s got to go
where the party’s got to go the party’s go to go oh oh my god
yes indeed P-A-R-T-Y with me 1-2-3-4 A-B-this place is about to blow o h oh.

1-2-3-4 1-2-3 Won’t [bad word] and play with me?
Cause there ain’t no party like my my party
No party no party
Itsy bitsy its a shame if you [bad word] play my game
Cause there ain’t no party like my my party