I'll give you everything you'll ever need
And I'll find a way to turn you into a monster
Me and you, we [bad word] the world
'Cos no-one's gonna mess with me
I'm a monster

I'll give you everything you'll ever need
And I'll find a way to turn you into a monster
Me and you, we [bad word] the world
'Cos no-one's gonna [bad word] with me
I'm a monster

Dr Jekyll and Mr.Hyde, saw a chick walkinh with a big behind
now I'm stalking my victim out
unrecognizable because I'm in disguise
Into eyes and her's were green
crept up behind she turned and screamed
everybody turned to see
I tried [bad word] tripped up and hurt my knee
I can't believe that she got away
Think of all the love that we could have made
J, I really did mess it up
 [bad word] my only chance with a sugababe
Now I'm a bit ticked off
Back to the flat
Hats and kicks off
To relax with a glass of milk
Apparently Pixie drinks lots

I'll give you everything you'll ever need
And I'll find a way to turn you into a monster
Me and you, we [bad word] the world
'Cos no-one's gonna mess with me
I'm a monster

I'll give you everything you'll ever need
And I'll find a way to turn you into a monster
Me and you, we [bad word] the world
'Cos no-one's gonna [bad word] with me
I'm a monster

No so so [bad word] 
Not from me not pro no
Me my flows so hit
Quasimodo it
Guna go between both my legs
Its looks like a pogo stick
Admitted i am a [bad word] loop
Frankenstein with a [bad word] loose
In search of a new neck bolt
How long will his neck hold, hmm
I'll be fine with a needle and friend
lil Jack
And im evil again
Scheming again
Introduce me to anyone decent
Ill find evil in them
Everybodies PC
I dont feel them
If i could i would kill them
Before i go id like to say thanks to Peter Andre
for looking after my children
There aint a line I aint crook for
To find me you aint have to look hard
Dont get it confused im a crookstar
Bin there i was warm with a mistaaa?
There aint a line I aint crook for
To find me you aint have to look hard
Dont get it confused im a crookstar
Bin there i was warm with a mistaaa?

Monster Monster Monster Monster Monster
Monster Monster Monster Monster Monster
Monster Monster Monster Monster Monster

MONSTER

I'll give you everything you'll ever need
And I'll find a way to turn you into a monster
Me and you, we [bad word] the world
'Cos no-one's gonna mith me
I'm a monster

I'll give you everything you'll ever need
And I'll find a way to turn you into a monster
Me and you, we [bad word] the world
'Cos no-one's gonna [bad word] with me
I'm a monster

Sorry Pete