Payback is overdue
So much for my I. O. U.
My head is stuck underneath God's thumb
I guess that makes me the lucky one

Stupidity is a constant trend
Murphy and I have [bad word] best friends
Hooray for dreams gone before [bad word] Hooray for me, I'm the lucky one
 [bad word] 
I am, I am, I am
The lucky one
I am, I am, I am
Hooray for me, I'm the lucky one
I am, I am, I am
The lucky one
I am [bad word] 
The joke's on me, I'm the lucky one

sinking ship, holes in my lifeboat
I'm sorry for choking but I’ve got a wishbone stuck in my throat
I never thought this could be such fun
Hooray for me I'm the lucky one
 [bad word] 
I am, I am, I am
The lucky one
I am, I am, I am
Hooray for me, I'm the lucky one
I am, I am, I am
The lucky one
I am [bad word] 
The joke's on me, I'm the lucky one

Bridge:
I tried to push straight through the suck
Head first but now my f'ing head is stuck
I'm feeling like a stupid [bad word] Lucky for me I don't believe in luck
I tried to push straight through the suck
Head first but now my f'ing head is stuck
I'm feeling like a stupid [bad word] Lucky for me I don't believe in luck
I tried to push straight through the suck
Head first but now my f'ing head is stuck
I'm feeling like a stupid [bad word] Lucky for me I don't believe in luck
Lucky for me I don't believe in luck
I tried to push straight through the suck
Head first but now my f'ing head is stuck
I'm feeling like a stupid [bad word] Lucky for me I don't believe in luck

I don't believe in luck
I don't believe in luck

I'm feeling like a stupid [bad word] Thank God I don't believe in luck
Thank God I don't believe in luck
Thank God I don't believe in luck
Thank God I don't believe in luck [bad word] linings on my black clouds 
It's raining [bad word]  will somebody tell me what's that all about?
Wish on a blackstar until [bad word] It's here for me, I'm the lucky one

I am, I am, I am
The lucky one
I am, I am, I am
Hooray for me, I'm the lucky one
I am, I am, I am
The lucky one
I am only human
I guess that makes me the lucky one

I guess that makes me the lucky one
I am, I am, I am
I guess that makes me the lucky one
I am, I am, I am
Hooray for me, I'm the lucky one
I am, I am, I am
The lucky one
I am only human
I guess that makes me the lucky one
I guess that makes me the lucky one
I guess that makes me the lucky one

I guess that makes you the lucky one

I guess that makes us the lucky ones