V:Lets get down to 8usiness 
V:To rescue skaia. 
V:Why's my client Tavros? 
V:And server Kanaya? 
V:You're the saddest troll i've ever met. 
V:And you can 8et 
V:8efore I'm through 
V:Tavros I'll make a man out of you. 
 [bad word] as the sp8der 
V:That's where you'll 8egin. 
V:Once you find your power 
V:Tear imps lim8 from lim8! 
V:You're a legless, pale, pathetic [bad word] 
V:And you haven't got a clue. 
V:Somehow I'll make a man out of you!!!!!!!! 
T:iM NEVER GONNA CLIMB THOSE STAIRS, 
T:i NEVER WAS REAL GOOD FLARPER, 
T:iT ISNT MY FAULT THAT i CANT USE TWO LIMBS, 
T:vRISKA STOP SHAKING MY CHAIR, 
V:Can I put down the load g8per? 
V:Now I really will actually help him!!!!!!!! 

T:bE MAN, 
V:You must 8e swift as the Cavalreapers! 
T:uH, bE MAN, 
V:With all the force of a gr8 sky whale! 
T:bE MAN, 
V:With all the strengh of [bad word] #33; 
V:Mysterious as the dark side of the Veil!!!!!!!! 

V:Time is r8cing toward us 
V:When the meteors impact! 
V:Heed my every order 
V:And you'll stay on track!!!!!!!! 
V:You're unsuited for this g8me of [bad word] 
V:So here is a code "PSHOOOES"! 
V:How can I make a man out of you? 

T:bE MAN, 
TV:yOU MUST 8E SWIFT AS THE cAVALREAPERS! 
T:bE MAN, 
TV:wITH ALL THE FORCE OF GR8 SKY WHALE! 
T:bE MAN, 
TV:wITH ALL THE STRENGTH OF [bad word] #33; 
V:Mysterious as the dark side of the Veil!!!!!!!! 

T:pUPA PAN, 
V:You must 8e swift as the young 8oy Skylark! 
T:pUPA PAN, 
V:With all the force of a pir8's gun! 
T:pUPA PAN, 
V:With all the treasure 8eneath the "X" mark! 
 [bad word] on Tavros, our adventure's just 
V:8egun!!!!!!!!