So take that
To your spleen,
'Cause I'm now a part of
P.E.N. Fifteen!

I'm a member, it's [bad word] 
I wonder what kind of awesome [bad word] we'll do.

Maybe fly and kill evil kings!
I hope we do a [bad word] load of badass things.
I can't wait to see what tomorrow brings,
And all my [bad word] [bad word] #33;

Many Secrets will be revealed.
Will I get a sword and a sweet [bad word] shield?
My life is changed and my fate is sealed.
And I can stop shiffing glue,
Until my lips turn all blue.

BAD GUYS! WATCH OUT!
I'll slap your face
With a big [bad word] trout.

You'll never know the wondrousness,
'Cause you are now the stupidest,
And I'm the king of awesomeness.

I give it all for-
Love the taste of-
I'm on my knees for-
Take the girth of-
P.E.N. Fifteen!
Can't get enough of-
P.E.N. Fifteen!
Dedicate my life to-
P.E.N. Fifteen!