Mama's in the basement in need of drink
Papa's in the back he's turnin' six
My brothers wear jeans cause it makes them slim
My sister is a [bad word] she never wins
I walk away [x5]

Mama's in the kitchen baking heads
Papa's in the bedroom having 
My brothers are fat cause they never drink
My sister is a horse I made her think
I walk away [x5]

I figured it out
I figured it out
I figured it out, I figured it out
I figured it out, I figured it out
I walk away

You all know about the fear
No matter when it might appear
Just pull my hair, and I'll play fair
Don't tell it to my folks
I walk away [x5]