You are the bad girls
 Have you done a little work in the movies?
 You got a manager,
 And he sends a couple copies of you to me.

 But you [bad word] with [bad word]  
 You're wearing too many clothes
 I'd like to show you my suction, but I don't know where it goes.
 Cuz we are human dust bunnies, 
 Waiting for the vacuum
 [bad word] and pick us up, honey
 Whistling along to the hollow tune of

 Simulated love
 Simulated love
 Simulated love
 Simulated love

 You are the parasites
 Always biting the host that feeds you
 You've got the sight, sight
 But you don't recognize when they're trying to bleed you.

 You [bad word] with [bad word]  
 You're wearing too many clothes
 I'd like to show you my suction, but I don't know where it goes
 Cuz we are human dust bunnies, 
 Waiting for the vacuum
 [bad word] and pick us up, honey
 Whistling along to the hollow tune of

 Simulated love
 Simulated love
 Simulated love
 Simulated love

 Oh sweet love, what does it mean?
 Cuz everything's never quite as it seems
 Pretty, pretty pictures in a magazine
 Selling me tickets for the [bad word] machine
 No U-turn on the road of life
 Today's girlfriend is tomorrow's wife
 The meeting of the flesh and the knife
 Taking color photographs in black and white
 And when your piggies start to squeal
 It's impossible to keep an even keel
 I'd drive a thousand miles just to cop a feel

 Love isn't real, unless it's not real
 Love isn't real, unless it's not real
 Love isn't real, unless it's not real
 Love isn't real, unless it's not real
 Love isn't real, unless it's not real

 Oh sweet love, what does it mean?
 Oh sweet love, what does it mean?
 Oh sweet love, what does it mean?
 Oh sweet love, what does it mean?