Bearded-bearded nun
Bearded-bearded nun
Bearded-bearded nun
Bearded-Gaga

You ask where I get my ideas from
I used to get them from my [bad word] husband
But, predictable is what he has [bad word] 
So now I only listen to the nun

Ha ha ha ha ha ha! 
Oh that's a good one 
You [bad word] 

I'm don't know what he is 
but I think he's the [bad word] 
So I'm worshipping the Bearded nu-un

I know a lot Tranny's,
Geeks, and circus freaks
But he's easily the weirdest one

I'm not sure if it 's a dude 
Cuz I've never seen it nude
Puts on lipstick with a gun 
The Father, Son, and Bearded nun

- Gaga I'm home I brought food for the gnomes
Are you here alone
What the Gaga?

How the [bad word] could you do this to me?
Get thee to a bearded nunnery!

- What are you doing home on a school day?

- School is closed for Kathy Griffin Day!
I challenge you to weird off
Of five rounds the loser leaves town!

This is the championship 
It will decide who is hip
He's Lord Gaga's first attempt
Ohh that was nice
And now the nuns at the plate
He slaps a cat in the face
And builds a gingerbread house with his mind
Here's Lord Gagas retort
He's putting on his cheese shorts
And then he brings out some mice
okay that's weird
Looks like the nuns on the ropes
He calls in the bearded pope
Who gets a razor and shaves off his beard

No!

I guess that means he won
But now his beard is gone
And that's where he got his power from

Bearded-Bearded nun 
I think we're done
Dear [bad word] Husband
Accept my Apologaga