John Egbert, Rose Lalonde, ascend, descend, rise up, abscond

 Jade Harley, Dave Strider, They all play Sburb and end the world 

Harelquin, Nanna, Bro, Mom, Dad, Youth Roll

Grandpa, Pesterchum, Hella Jeff and Sweet Bro. 

Heat and Clockwork, Wind and Shade, Frost and Frogs, Light and Rain

Vagabond and Mendicant, Renegade, consorts, and denizens

Skaia, 413, Countdown to the Reckoning

Derse and Prospit, Carapaces, Pogo Hammer, Sassacre 

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You can’t fight the Homestuck
Though it’s weird and random, it’s the greatest fandom
You can’t fight the Homestuck [bad word] it’s quite outrageous, but it’s so contagious

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Jasper’s secret, Davesprite, Casey, Mutie, doomed timelines

Good dog, best friend, Jack causes many people’s end

Black Queen, Nak Nak, stuffing corpses, shoosh pap

Robot bunnies, midnight crew, hey coolkid is this you?   

Lil’ Cal, babies, ecto-biology,

Apple juice, Pupa Pan, Nic Cage, City of cans 

Doc scratch, Sn0wman, “I warned you bout those stairs man!”

God tiers, March drag, Who even is this douchebag?  

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You can’t fight the Homestuck
Though it’s weird and random, it’s the greatest fandom
You can’t fight the Homestuck [bad word] it’s quite outrageous, but it’s so contagious

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Exploring with Aradia, Tavros, Sollux, Nepeta

Terezi’s nuts, Karkat’s a crab, Gamzee’s got issues with his dad  

Equius, Feferi, Kanaya the vampire fashion queen

She slices Eridan in half, and Vriska is a badass

  

Shipping charts, sick fires, all the irons in the fire

Buckets, squiddles, angels, all the Lusi get culled 

Faygo, Recupercoons, Horrorterros kill you

Troll Jegus, killer clown, mobius double reach around 

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You can’t fight the Homestuck
Though it’s weird and random, it’s the greatest fandom
You can’t fight the Homestuck [bad word] it’s quite outrageous, but it’s so contagious

-

 Matesprits, Auspistice, Moirail, and Kismesis

Betty Crocker, ICP, dead Daves are the enemy

 Green sun, Alpha-verse, Jane, Roxy, Jake and Dirk

UU, princely tights, Guy Fieri is the anti-christ 

Captchalogue Modus, and Strife specibus

Heir and Knight, Witch and Seer

Can’t [bad word] what’s already here! 

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You can’t fight the Homestuck
Though it’s weird and random, it’s the greatest fandom
You can’t fight the Homestuck [bad word] it’s quite outrageous, but it’s so contagious

-

Dream bubbles, Shenanigans, All who [bad word] back again

Tick tock break heads, honk honk, scary wolf heads

 Cue balls, magic dogs, the universe is a frog

Felt mob and fairies, Lord English killed Hussie 

Troll cops, Thresh prince, don’t [bad word] with the Condesce

Scale mates, rap wars, blowing up the tumor

Zillyhoo, shaving cream, echeladder, science beam

Cascade, Morse code, this fandom’s about to explode

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You can’t fight the Homestuck
Though it’s weird and random, it’s the greatest fandom
You can’t fight the Homestuck

And from now on, it will go on, and on, and on, and on

You can’t fight the Homestuck
Though it’s weird and random, it’s the greatest fandom
You can’t fight the Homestuck [bad word] it’s quite outrageous, but it’s so contagious

You can’t fight the Homestuck
Though it’s weird and random, it’s the greatest fandom
You can’t fight the Homestuck [bad word] it’s quite outrageous, but it’s so contagious