What did you do 
To get some 
Job like that what 
Did you do 
Did you sleep with the 
Branch manager 
What did you do 

Did you try 
Your very best 
To be the best one you could be 
Did you try your very best 
Hand in a nicely justified CV 

What did yo do 
To get that job 
What did you do to get the job that you wanted 
You're spending evenings looking after cats 
And i'm alone with creepy looking rats 

What did you do what did you do 
Did you suck a [bad word] or two 
What did you do what did you do 

Did you try real hard to do your best 

Cause I 
Wanted that 
And now I'm cleaning up after rats 
What did you do what did you do 
I wish that I was you