[Phone Guy]
Hi, I'm Phone Guy.
Pleasure to meet you!
I'd like to leave a few quick words…
Freddy's friends can be a bit…
…active…
(Don't be afraid thought,
They'd just like to say hi).

[Markiplier]
Blah, blah, blah… [bad word] absurd.

[Chica]
Bonnie! Freddy!
Time to get ready!

[Freddy]
Midnight already?

[Bonnie]
Time to play!

[Freddy]
Hey! I heard they hired a new guy!

[Bonnie]
And it's his first day!

[Markiplier]
I'll try out all the cameras
To see what they do.
Let's check the animatronics—
…Did one of them just move?

Don't be dumb! That's insane!
Look, they're standing all the same.
Except for one… Could it be…?
Bonnie's staring right at me…

[Chica]
Bonnie!

[Bonnie]
Oops! Sorry!

What's that sound?

[Chica]
It seems to be screaming!

[Freddy]
Everything's seeming slightly strange…

[Bonnie]
Let's say hi! He seems a bit jumpy—

[Markiplier]
How do these cameras change?!

They're heading here just to eat me,
Like juicy [bad word] 
Or maybe they'll all stuff me…
…Inside a Fazbear Suit!

Seal the doors! Hit the lights!

[Freddy]
Hey, New Guy! Are you all right?

[Markiplier]
Stay away! Leave me be!

[Freddy]
Don't be scared! It's only me!

[Chica]
Maybe we should leave him a note!

Oh, no! He sounds like he's in trouble!

Foxy, are you there?
The New Guy's trapped inside!

[Markiplier]
They're breaking down the door!

[Chica]
He sounds so terrified!

[Freedy]
Hold on! [bad word] to get you?

[Markiplier]
Is that something in the vent?!
Why's it smell like blood and mucus?!

[Bonnie]
That's our natural scent!

[Freddy]
Hey!

[Markiplier]
I need a disguise to hide in…
mask or a head!

[Freddy]
Hey, Chica, check the kitchen!
I think that camera's dead!

[Markiplier]
Don't blink…
Don't breathe…
Don't move…
Please, Foxy, leave…

[Chica]
Oops!
You were right, Freddy!
The kitchen camera's dead!

[Freddy]
What's he doing?

[Bonnie]
Sealing the air vents!

[Freddy]
NEW GUY, DON'T! YOU NEED FRESH AIR!

[Markiplier]
Wow, I'm feeling kind of loopy…
At least I don't feel—

[???]
SCARED!

[Chica]
Oh, no! New Guy forgot to wind the music box!

[Markiplier]
What the heck do I need the music box for?!

[???]
To keep the Puppet sleeping!

[Chica]
New Guy hasn't too much power!

[Bonnie]
New Guy, open the doors!
You're gonna blow a fuse!

[Markiplier]
Get this thing away from me!

[Freddy]
Oh, he must be scared of the dark!

[Chica]
Maybe he'll cheer up if you sing him a song.

[Markiplier]
I wanna go home!

[Freddy]
Hi there! I'm Freddy! [bad word] and play?
I think you're special
In your own way!

I'd love to sing a song with you!
It's my favorite thing to do!
'Cause I love you through and through!

[Markiplier]
You're sicking sucks!

[Freddy]
It's not working! C'mon guys! Everybody sing along! [bad word] play with Freddy!
Play the night away!
All Freddy's friends [bad word] here to say

We'd love to sing a song with you!
It's our favorite thing to do!
'Cause we love you through and through!

[Markiplier]
PURPLE GUY?!

[A.J.]
Hey, J! I'm A.J!

[Markiplier]
Are you here to kill me?

[A.J.]
No. I'm here for the morning shift.

[Markiplier]
Morning shift?

It's six A.M.

I lived!

I'm lived!

[A.J.]
Yup. Yup, you did.
By the way, how are you getting so many hours? You're scheduled four more nights this week.

[Markiplier]
What?!