Sam:
I wanna be a billionaire so freaking bad
Buy all of the things I never had
I wanna be on the cover of Forbes magazine
Smilin' next to Oprah and the Queen
Oh, every time I close my eyes
I see my name in shining lights, yeah
different city every night, oh
I, I swear, the world better prepare
For when I'm a billionaire

Artie: 
Yeah, I would have a show like Oprah
I would be the host of
Everyday Christmas
Give Artie a wish list

I'd probably pull an Angelina and Brad Pitt
And adopt a bunch of babies that ain't never had it
Give away a few Mercedes like "Here, lady, have this"
And last but not least grant somebody their last wish
It's been a couple months that I've been single, so
You can call me Artie Claus minus the "Ho, ho"

Hehe, get it, I'd probably visit where Katrina hit
And darn sure do a lot more than FEMA did
Yeah, can't forget about me, stupid
Everywhere I go I'mma have my own theme music

Sam (Artie):
Oh, every time I close my eyes (Oh, what ya see, what ya see, bro?)
I see my name in shining lights (Uhu, uhu)
Oh yeah, yeah (And what else?)
different city every night, oh (Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah)
I, I swear the world better prepare (For what?)

For when I'm a billionaire (New Directions Boys: Ooh, ooh) (Oh)
For when I'm a Billionaire (New Directions Boys: Ooh, ooh) (Puck: Let's go)

Puck:
I'll be playing basketball with the President
Dunking on his delegates
Then [bad word] him on his political etiquette
Toss a couple million in the air just for the heck of it
But keep the fives, twenties, tens and [bad word] separate

And yeah I'll be in a whole new tax bracket
We in recession but let me take a crack at it
I'll probably take whatever's left and just split it up
So everybody that I love can have a couple bucks
And not a single tummy around me
Would know what hungry was, eating good, sleeping soundly
I know we all have a similar dream
Go in your pocket, pull out your wallet
And put it in the air and sing

Sam (Artie):
I wanna be a billionaire so freaking bad (So bad)
Buy all of the things I never had (Buy everything, haha)
I wanna be on the cover of Forbes magazine
Smiling next to Oprah and the Queen (What up Oprah? Aha)

Oh, every time I close my eyes (Oh, what ya see, what ya see, bro?)
I see my name in shining lights (Uhu, uhu)
Oh yeah, yeah (And what else?)
different city every night, oh (Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah)
I, I swear the world better prepare (For what?)

For when I'm a billionaire (Yeah) (New Directions Boys: Ooh, ooh) (Sing it)
For when I'm a Billionaire (New Directions Boys: Ooh, ooh) (Oh)

I wanna be a billionaire so freaking bad