Our friend Gibson was feeling down,
Crying all day like a sad little clown,
Been playing games with him for a week
What can we do with this fuzzy haired freak?
We can take him on a trip to Albuquerque
Dehydrate his skin and make Gibson jerky
Give him a ride on a merry-go-round
Or dress him like a dog and take him to the pound
Go for a stroll on some country roads
Or feed him fatty foods 'til his heart explodes
Take him on a tour to South of France
Or stuff a hungry squirrel down his pants.