[bad word] through the alley
Trying to walk without a sound
It doesn't really matter
'cause there ain't no one around
Tip toe through the alley and 
Tip toe through your life
You still got [bad word] Be it gun be it knife
Next thing you know
You're eating hospital food

Karaoke castration
Take the wasp alive
He's gonna sting you anyway
And take you to the hive
Yesterday was suckin' and 
Tomorrow's looking bad
Who knew that today
Was the only thing I had

Hospital food
Want some hospital food
Hospital food
Delicious hospital food

In your tribute album to the world
You must never forget
To sing the one about the cat
Who's always getting wet
He's always got a problem 
He's a very bitter dude
And now he [bad word] 'bout his hospital food

Hospital food
It's gonna help the medicine go down
Want some hospital food
Gonna take a walk without a sound
little hospital food
Helps the spoonful of [bad word] up
I want some hospital food
In your blender and in my cup