Creme caramel, shy and shivering ring my bell so well
There's something moving slowly over us
Doesn't matter what you think or where you go
The reason why I'm losing my [bad word] 

giddy contribution you are merely dealing just enough
To keep the man alive and sanitized
And keep a lid on his lust

And your wedding night thighs
Kept me alive, all through the good times
When the passion was ripe

Creme caramel, shy and shivering ring my bell so well
Smooth and sweet and really unctuous
And our love is mushed
And boy I'm feeling really [bad word] 

I keep think, thinking my heart isn't [bad word] 
But it keeps the man alive
I'll take an axe to that lie
When I'm moody and nude

And your wedding night thighs
Kept me alive, all through the good times
And your river blue eyes
Kept me alive, all through the good times

All through the good times
When the passion was ripe