[Pitbull]:
Mr. Worldwide Immortality
You know I'll never die
I rhyme bookie wookie snookie
Tickle pickle and pants
But I don't know why
Gonna sing songs and bad raps
Until you fall down
And say please retire
But I ain't never goin quiet
And I'm on a Dále diet
You should try it by the fire
I know you love me but you hate me
But you love me but you hate me
But you love me 
And you don't know why
I'm like a little fancy baby
Or an alcoholic furny and
I'm unfireable

[Pee Wee]:
Huh! Hah!

[Pitbull]:
What are you doing here Pee Wee?
This is not your themesong
Technically
I changed like a note or two
Now go on, scram!

I saw I drank I sponsored
Or I should say
I sponsored I saw I drank
Ain't no way to stop me
Señoritas really want me
Even though I'm 4 foot 8
Now chop chop cookie
Cuz I hired you to boogie
Dance faster or you won't get paid
See you later gator
Gotta find that little waiter
Who I pay to play the ukulele

[Waiter]:
I got soul, and I'm superbad
I just stole that from James Brown
Because he's dead
You may ask
Just who I am

[Pitbull]:
Nobody

[Waiter]:
They told me to show up here
At 9 am
I'm just some guy
Who might get fired

[Pitbull]:
Fireable

Sorry John Ryan
I'm going to have to let you go
Ideally we would want
Someone who was
Good at music for this part
Damnit Pee Wee
Get outta here!

[Pee Wee]:
Ahhhh!

[Pitbull]:
Seriously
What do I pay my security guys for?
To stand around and
Look at the models?
That's my job

Now some young gun
May sing on one
But that don't mean no thang
Cuz as a matter of fact
As per my contract
I make exactly one song per day
Did we get it?

It's time for another
With that country brother
The guy from Let Her Cry
I told Hootie
To report to me for duty
And he said
"Ay ay but I can't sing high"

[Hootie]:
I'm so glad
For this gig
Do you remember '94
When I was big?
Sold out shows
With my band

[Pitbull]:
Los Blowfish

[Hootie]:
And now nobody wants to
Hold my hand
I'm not retired
I just got hired!

[Pitbull]: [bad word] man, that's terrible
And that, that's [bad word] from me
I guess what we would describe
You as technically is uh,
Fireable

Sorry Hootie
Tell the Blowfish I said Dále
Oh no it's that part again!!

[Pee Wee]:
Ahh!

[Pitbull]:
We got to put out
The Pee Wee traps

[Pee Wee]:
Huh! Hah!

[Pitbull]:
You're gonna be the victim
Of a Pitbull attack
But the way you dress is so
Amazing in fact
I think I have that suit
Was it straight from the rack?
Hey wait a minute Pee Wee
Cuz I'm taking it back
How'd you like yo sing with me
On all of my tracks?
Cuz even though some people say
Your antics are wack
Just like me you see
You can never be sacked
And that makes us

[Pitbull & Pee Wee]:
Unfireable!!!

[Pee Wee]:
Huh! Hah!

[Pitbull]:
Haha tha's awesome
I gotta get some of them shoes

[Pee Wee]:
Ahh!

[Pitbull]:
Now get outta here Hootie
You're still fired

[Hootie]:
Is there nothing I can do?

[Pitbull]:
Nope

[Hootie]:
Okay